Things you can do together in free mode!

[Mandoscottie]

So you can't say all them words but can watch a cartoon porn in game ?

lol watching cartoon porn is mild compared to some of the OTHER pastimes

Best quote last night in GTA5 was Morthor saying in a disappointed voice "Awww theres no prostitutes here" lolol (tip they should be around the beach huts near pier in evenings, approach in a car) 3 options LOL the animations are , hmm bit too lifelike hahaha (option2) watch that head bob up n down

 

[McTavish]

go to the cinema and watch a film noire

Which films are they showing? The Big Sleep? The Naked City? The Maltese Falcon? I love those old film noirs, they're classic But I guess they have the films of their own in GTA. Gone in 60 seconds, black-and-white version?

 

[Binary]

meh id rather have a fish supper anyway mate, lasts longer and tastes better than the purpose of a boner

Yeah but a piece of cod tends to fall into mushy bits if you grab it and shake it up and down like a jackhammer

 

[Mandoscottie]

Yeah but a piece of cod tends to fall into mushy bits if you grab it and shake it up and down like a jackhammer

lmao

 

[Mandoscottie]

Which films are they showing? The Big Sleep? The Naked City? The Maltese Falcon? I love those old film noirs, they're classic But I guess they have the films of their own in GTA. Gone in 60 seconds, black-and-white version?

lol I duno what one they show, its a French subtitled B&W story about a lady an dher two French gentlemen friends......put it this way 10 minutes in I almost spat my coffee out pure cartoon smut but VERY funny!

 

[Mandoscottie]

LOL Ive managed to steal an army chinook and a huge dumper truck heheh carnage ensued!

 

[Mandoscottie]

oh and another fun past time, go hunting for Peterbuilt Truck cab, then head down to the docks and see if you can find a petrol tanker trailer to hitch up, then take it for a mad spree through the city swiping cars like they are flies

 

[McTavish]

oh and another fun past time, go hunting for Peterbuilt Truck cab, then head down to the docks and see if you can find a petrol tanker trailer to hitch up, then take it for a mad spree through the city swiping cars like they are flies

Thanks for warning!

 

[Morthor]

lol watching cartoon porn is mild compared to some of the OTHER pastimes

Best quote last night in GTA5 was Morthor saying in a disappointed voice "Awww theres no prostitutes here" lolol (tip they should be around the beach huts near pier in evenings, approach in a car) 3 options LOL the animations are , hmm bit too lifelike hahaha (option2) watch that head bob up n down

Hey, I couldn't find them! Specially after I ran over about 8 people having a beach party and everybody was panicking.

 

[NE0]

hi guys if you add me on steam maybe we can do some dual clan game types...as me and the Geek boys have only really done co-op missions, if we had two groups in one private lobby we can do squad based game types, might be fun.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/euanneo

 

[Binary]

Neo; stick an app in to the social club to join the TOGA crew

 

[Mandoscottie]

hi guys if you add me on steam maybe we can do some dual clan game types...as me and the Geek boys have only really done co-op missions, if we had two groups in one private lobby we can do squad based game types, might be fun.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/euanneo

that's a great idea mate, ill no be on till Friday though, works mental atm 12hour days

 

[Mandoscottie]

I found an Iowa attack/scout chopper at airfield, spent the next 30 mins causing mayhem with miniguns and guided rockest along the interstate looks like it seats 4.

 

[Mandoscottie]

wooah last night, dunno wtf was going on but I witnessed zombie apocalypse and huge UFOS last night in GTAV!

 

[NE0]

zombie apocalypse really? wow

 

[six-shooter]

wooah last night, dunno wtf was going on but I witnessed zombie apocalypse and huge UFOS last night in GTAV!

I was there too, and so was Sith... holy frack that was weird. ufos, zombies and 5 windmills in the middle of the street, inside each other. because one windmill was quite low, I kept launching myself with the blades, fun time

 

[ShadowFax75]

Too much bong?

 

[six-shooter]

lol, no [emoji14]

 

[McTavish]

I finally made it to Online this weekend! lol...And only now I realized that I've received numerous invitations to join a heist or a smaller operation along the way. Sorry for not reacting to any of them!!

 

[Mandoscottie]

Lol no worries. Got a few things to get done this avvo but ill jump on for a few missions later if your about